Why am I black
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| the same reason I'm yellow. -_- | | |
| Because you have a dark burn | | |
Why is my nickname shittenmyer?
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| Because you lame | | |
why does my ra keep busting my sick parties?
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| He sounds like a huge fun sucker. And by fun I mean dick. | | |
| probably because you didnt go to his birthday party | | |
whys my butthole so big
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| Listen to 'born this way' by lady gaga. She can explain it all. | | |
| Too many black dicks. | | |
| It's no coincidence its shaped like Rosie O'Donnell's head | | |
What does the 'Meta' in the name Meta World Peace stand for?
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| I think it stands for metally retarded | | |
how do i step up my game when it comes to girls
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| Trey Songz. Key to a woman's vagina | | |
| get some panty dropper music. | | |
| if you have to ask you're doomed | | |
| quit being a faggot | | |
one of my friends is dating my exgirlfriend what should i do?
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| 3some? | | |
| Fuck his mom | | |
best b'day gift for my girlfriend?
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| Something that says: I love you, but I would love you more if you lost like ten pounds | | |
| Your dick | | |
| Strap-on dildo | | |
Why can't I breed my own unicorns?
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| You need the special rainbow edition of miracle-gro. Then you must purchase a unicorn seed, it looks an awful lot like a mustard seed to be honest. There is a guy that sells them, called Rodrigo. He lives in the mountains of Tibet in a castle made of clouds. He sells the seeds in little packages of light, usually for about £3.00 worth of the local currency...which is happiness. Then what you do is you take your rainbow-miracle-gro and plant/feed two of those seeds to get your first two unicorns. Once they are of age, you smear peanut butter on one of the unicorns genitalia to attract the other one, shortly afterwards they should mate (unless the peanut butter is out of date or disgusting) and then they will have 10-15 unicorn babies. Repeat the process. (Note: because unicorns are extremely rare, you can inbreed them and it will have no negative effect and it's like totally legal). | | |
| because they missed Noah's boat. | | |
| because you need to get a narwhal to breed with a horse and a goat. | | |
| because all unicorns are male | | |
| all of them have to be virgins | | |
| Because your penis is much too small for the unicorn | | |
why do we have two hands?
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| Because women have two boobs. | | |
| girls cant jack you off and make sandwhiches with one hand | | |
| eat while you beat | | |
| God's whim | | |
| I have three %uD83D%uDE01 | | |
| One's for masturbation and the other's for masturbating so it feels like someone else is doing it. | | |